懒得说

最近开心事不开心事都找上我,细一想,这半年也没消停过。
总结了一些,想写篇日记,拿起手机,就是找不到不吐不快的状态,还是想憋着,不想说!

without you _keith.urban

随手打开了微博里的音乐,就那么巧听到这首歌,单曲循环。

Oh girl you get to me
In a way I can’t believe
I need you
And who knows where just friends ends
When your cross that line and love begins
In over my head and the water’s turnin’ blue
But what would I do
Without you
What would I do
Without you
Ahn without you
Hearts never know the way
They want to go and want to stay
We need two
In time you find the road
And though inside you know you’ve gotta go
The hardest part I find
Is you’re all I ever knew
But what will I do
Without you
What will I do
Without you
I gotta break these habit chains
I put on me
And be all that I can be try and find
What I need
What will I do
Without you

Memories suspend in time
All the days when you were mine
And the chance I took to move
One I thought I’d never do
But I made it through
Without you
I made it through
Without you
From what would I do
Without you
To I made it through
Without you without you
What will I do
Without you

把硬盘底的笑话拿出来分享

酒菜满席,领导跚跚而来。

满座起身相迎,一片寒喧之声。  

旁边侍宴的小姐甚美,新来,经验不丰,颇有些紧张。  

众人落座,有人招呼:“小姐,茶!”  

小姐忙近前用手指点:“1、2、3、4、5、6、7,共七位!”  

众人哂笑,领导补充曰:“倒茶!”  

小姐忙又“倒查”了一遍:“7、6、5、4、3、2、1,还是七位。”  

有人发问:“你数什么呢?”小姐犹豫了一下小声答道:“我属狗。”  

众人怒,急呼:“叫你们经理来!”,经理入,垂手讪笑,问:“诸位,传我何事?”

领导曰:“别多问,去查查这位小姐年龄属相。”  

经理纳闷,依命而行,旋来回复:“18岁,属狗!”  

领导大笑,众人大笑。领导海量不做追究,众人雅量不便追究。
小姐、经理如坠五里云雾。  

酒过三旬,上来一道菜:“清炖王八!”  

众人皆喜,然未忘规矩,有人以箸拨王八头曰:“领导动动,领导动动!”  

领导看着被拨得乱颤的鳖头,心中不悦,既不愿谐了此言的尾音又不愿违了众人美意,于是乎持  酌汤,曰:“好,好!大家请随意。”

又有人奉称曰:“对—-王八就该喝汤!”领导气得几乎喷饭。  

未几,汤将尽,有物圆圆浮出,问:“小姐,这是什么?”  

小姐忙答:“是王八蛋。”众人又惊喜:“领导先吃,领导先吃!”  

这此领导没听到“晦气”之言,甚悦,唤小姐:“给大家分分!”  

良久,小姐不动,领导怒问:“怎么,这也分不清楚吗?”  

小姐为难的说:“七个人,六个王八蛋,您叫我怎么分啊?”  

众人听罢,个个伸脖瞪眼,满口美食,难以下咽。 

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